When a metro gnome taking the metro home
Writes with a metronome to hone his tone
His hip-hop workshop rules paper with rhymes
Missing his stop, just to keep with the times
You can’t switch on a cellular phone
Without it trying to sell you a phone
It has a price label that’s 4G enabled
Losing connection? You’ll be unable
The battery lasts days on a single charge
To your credit card
Rhyming phone with phone, that was subpar
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